Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
(via edwardspoonhands)
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
(via killyourshelf)
top ten mashups (in no order) | Fly/I Believe I Can Fly
(via bleinandrsons)
| News in Britain: | stamps have gone up 14 pence |
|---|---|
| News in America: | cannibal eats man's face |
(Source: daisybuchanans, via i-got-lokid)
It was the lamest thing anyone has ever said to anyone.
(Source: barneycorp)
My choir performance costume. Or at least the to half of it.
(Source: mermaidcunt, via faburry)
| god: | hey baby |
|---|---|
| god: | did it hurt |
| god: | when you fell from heaven? |
| satan: | you're a fucking dick |
